This went pretty much by the book, which is great.  It was simple.  I was at a networking function last night and I started a tab at the bar.  I went to get another beer and the girl who got it asked me what my name was again.  I immediately teased her about it because nobody is allowed to forget my name!  I wouldn’t tell her.  The other bartender remembered my name and said it out loud so it was even better.

Later I came up to the bar and got another beer and she looked at me and said “What do you want?” in a playful voice and gave me a big smile.  Awhile after that I was sitting at a table talking to my friend on the phone and she was walking by.  She stopped, looked over, and gave me a HUGE smile before she continued on.  I gave her a little nod and a slightly sly grin.  At one point after that she did something and I told her that the relationship was over…we were breaking up.  That usually works great!

I was at the bar a decent while longer talking to some poeple and having a good time.  I decided to make my move so I told her to get a pen and paper.  She came back with it.  I told her to write her name down.  She did so.  I asked her if she ever had anybody analyze her handwriting.  She was excited about that idea.  She came back over and I told her to write her number down because I didn’t have time to do it at the moment.  She said she couldn’t write down her number, but she could write down a number.  I told her to just write her number down.  Being strong and telling them what to do is what they want anyway.  She writes a number down.  I talk to some additional people and I leave. 

I call the next night and it was a fake number.  I was surprised because she gave me strong signs that she was attracted.  It’s no big deal; it happens.  I’ll just save the paper and next time I go in I’ll go up to her and ask her what kind of silly shit she’s trying to pull… give me the right number.  I’ll hand the paper right to her so she knows what I mean.  I was extremely confident at the time so I didn’t check it.  That’s one thing you can do when you’re there to make sure it’s a kosher number.  Just call the number and see what happens.  If it’s fake, call her out on it and tell her to give you the real number.

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